“Experience fear. Fear in the face of certain death. Accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one’s crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain.”
“I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.”
My friend has this
I draw dicks on his arm
there are two types of people
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
SO ACCORDING TO ANCESTRY.COM MY ANCESTORS HELPED SET UP AND RAN THE FIRST WHORE HOUSE IN THE NEW WORLD.
YOU’RE WELCOME
if tumblr was a school
doctor who, sherlock, supernatural, harry potter, and avengers would be the popular clique (with the occasional additions)
and then there’s homestuck
That’s okay Homestuck
We were left out too. But we can play together.
Plus, we have a bouncy ball
o h my god thi s is the cu te st thING
GDI Hetalia fandom youre too cute
